trauma ......

Smlm aku blk dr melaka odw ke s.alam .......... aku trauma coz hampir xcident. aku time 2 bwk 140 km/j. time 2 gak aku ilang focus coz tgh memikir seseorang. smpai je kt highway seremban aku nmpk trailer lorong kiri. depan trailer 2 ade lori. tp lori 2 slow lh maklum lh x laju. lorong tgh ade sebuah kancil tp blakang ckit dr lori 2. jarak antara lori n kancil 2 bleh memuatkan sebuah kete. aku berada d lorong kiri blakang kancil n time 2 aku bwk 140 km/j.

tibe2 treler yg dr seblah kanan try memotong lori kt hadapan dgn masuk laluan tgh2. tp at d same time treler 2 try menghempit kete kancil yg berada d tgh2. aku da panic coz kacil 2 try ke sebelah kiri, tp aku x sempat nk brek utk bg laluan kancil 2 masuk kiri. coz ade bberapa kete kt blakang aku. dlm ati klu aku bhenti confirm aku xcident.

nasib baek time treler 2 potong ade masa pemandu kancil utk slow kn kete. klu pemandu kancil 2 lewat 30 second slow kn kete, confirm kancil 2 masuk bwh treler. confirm gak aku xcident time 2 coz x sempat nk mgelak.

aku dgn bos aku tkejut gak time 2. tp aku tgk muka pemandu kancil 2 cuak giler. kecian kt dier. mmg celaka lh pemandu treler 2. damm u ....... ape pun alhamdullillah aku selamat smpai s.alam

kehidupan aku kt melaka ......... utk 5 ari je

Mlm smlm aku smpai Merlimau, Melaka ...... penat giler driving, da lah bwk 110 km/j coz my bos bgn, dier x tdo pun dlm kete. Jd aku kene bwk slow. Klu die tdo aku slalu bwk 140-150 km/j dr s.alam ke merlimau.

Aku bertolak dr s.alam kui 7.20pm n smpai merlimau dlm kui 9.20 coz jem kt certain2 tmpt. Odw g cna aku bborak dgn my boss. Discus pasal bness ...... uhuhuhuhu sharing bness br ....... byk gak benda yg dkupas ........ sampai je merlimau aku singah mkn kt kedai mkn bdepan dgn central point merlimau ....... br je 4 mggu x g cna byk gak perubahan yg d bt oleh owner kedai ......

Aku order teh ais limau, minuman kesukaan aku n aku order nasi lemak berlauk kan ikan sardin n ayam goreng ....... sedap giler ....... suasana kt area 2 sunguh meriah coz ramai bdk2 politeknik lepak ....... sambil2 diaorg tgk konsert sure heboh. My bos order air teh tarik n nasi lemak berlauk kan ayam goreng. Tp mcm biasa lh lepas mkn my boss kene byr ....... uhuhuhuhu

Nasib baek time nk blk ker rumah staf, my bos bwk kete. Aku x larat coz time bwk kete aku pening kepala. X sempat mkn ubat. Nasib baek aku bleh bwk kete kt highway klu x ............

Walaupun aku pening, tp wajah aku btukaq ceria coz kiteorg da smpai kt tmpt d tuju i iaitu umah staff ........ hanya 500 meter dr kedai mkn td ...... umah yg company aku bg umah fully furnish mcm hotel. aku duk ctu utk 5 ari je ...... lepas 2 blk ker s.alam

Smpai2 je umah letak brg, aku my pc .....
ni lh brg2 org bujang ....... uhuhuhu
nasib baek ade celcom broadband ...... bleh lh aku surf internet .......

bagasi aku ni ...... mcm nk pindah sebulan

muka mgantok tahap cipan ....... b4 aku tdo smpat lg surf internet
Mlm tadi ku tdo awl gak b4 11 pm ....... tp aku tdo lampu on coz takut kene rogol ....... hahahaha , yg best ialah aku tdo sorang n my bos tdo kt bilik sebelah ........

1st day
Next day aku bgn 6 suku, pagi2 da mgantok giler ..... stil letih lh. gmbr ni time aku br bgn tdo ........ lepas 2 g mandi ...... sori no pic time aku mandi ...... hahahahah

Lepas aku da siap, n aku g classroom kui 8 am lebih awl dr my bos ...... hehehehehe. apepun pg ni aku kene ceria coz aku bdepan dgn customer company...... uhuhuhuhu ..... aku show korang gmbr tmpt training kiteorg.

time dlm classroom ......... start class kui 8.30 am


pg2 aku kene bt keje guna on9 ...... uhuhuhu

Mlm ni aku ade gak class smpai tgh mlm ....... woooooo penat woooooo

2nd day

mcm biasa lh aku g class kui 8.00 uhuhuh, tp awl ckit dr bos aku lh. walaupun mata aku rasa masa mgantok tp aku msti bsemangat coz 2 give good impression ....... hahahahahaha ...... tecnique aku ......... mcm biasa lh pg2 lg bos aku bg ceramah n bt group discussion ...


waktu tghari pulak kite org bt prgrm jln2 mcm org buta ........ byk gak bende diaorg pelajari. at least dioarg tau mcm mane org buta bjln. bg aku projek ni mberi keinsafan kpd diaorg supaya bsyukur ape yg diberi oleh Allah kpd kite.

comel giler dieorg guna penutup mata ........ hehehehe

ptg pulak kiteorg ade group dicussion .......... x abis2 group discussion. nk bt mcm mane tp 2 lh cr nk sharing our xperience 2 others.
byk gak bdk2 ni blaja walaupun ade d kalangan diaorg umo lebih 40 thn. semu share their xperience 4rom previous project ...... uhuhuhu

mlm pulak kite ade xtiviti bt kotak..... mcm bdk2 pulak rasanyer. tp project ni penuh dgn isi tersirat. byk lh strategi perlu d gunakan utk bt satu kotak. bkn senang ek.

kiteorg abis xtiviti ni dlm kui 2 lebih. mgantok giler aku mlm 2. smpai ke tahap da nk tdo dlm class..... uhuhuhu

Day 3


aktiviti kiteorg ari ketiga...... susah gak diaorg nk lalukan coz kene perlu ade balancing kt bdn..... ape pun aku ucapkan syabas kt diaorg coz bjaya lalui project ni....... ari ke-3 byk gak aktiviti kiterog bt tp aku cuma bleh show ckit2 gmbr xtivit kiteorg coz ia adalah rahsia kerajaan ...... ahahahahaha

utk ari ke-4 & 5 aku x bleh lh nk show xtiviti outdoor kiteorg. start aktivti kui 9.30 am ...... sori ....... ni tp ari ke-4 kiteorg abis xtiviti outdoor dlm kui 2 pagi .... uhuhuhuhu ............

mgantok gak pg jumaat coz nk bt projek br....... tepat kui 6.45 pm jumaat ari blk lh ke s.alam d mana umah ku berada .........

ape pun thanks lh 2 participant yg join dis programme

resume part 2

Smlm aku dpt email dr org aku x kenal. suruh aku fwrd kn cover letter n resume dier kt opismate aku. Ni kali kedua aku tkejut tp aku kene bkongsi dgn korang cover letter yg salah. Bc n faham kn cover letter kt bwh ni:

Tuan,

PERMOHONAN SEBARANG JAWATAN.

Adalah saya diarahkan untuk menarik perhatian tuan mengenai perkara yang tersebut.

2. Berhubung dengan perkara ini, saya ingin menyatakan bahawa saya amat berminat untuk mengisi kekosongan jawatan yang terdapat di syarikat tuan. Di sini saya lampirkan curriculum vitae mengenai diri saya.

3. Saya berharap permintaan saya ini di pertimbangkan oleh pihak tuan dengan sewajarnya dan berharap keputusannya tidak mengecewakan saya. Segala kerjasama dari pihak tuan amatlah saya hargai dengan ucapan ribuan terima kasih.

Sekian harap maklum.

Yang benar,


1st mistake dier ialah "PERMOHONAN SEBARANG JAWATAN" . klu kite tulis statement ni confirm reject resume @ KIV. nmpk btul kite ni malas nk cr position dlm company. skrg byk company da advertise dlm internet. jd xade masalah nk access. next nk apply keje bt lh research dl position ape yg ada dlm company 2 ..... lgpun HR malas nk layan org mcm ni n ramai lg yg mintak kt company dierog.

2nd mistake ialah "berharap keputusannya tidak mengecewakan saya" . ni statement seolah2 try nk ugut company. skrg sape yg bt keputusan nk ambik org ? dier @ company... ln lh klu dier ade kenal org dlm. jadi ati2 tulis cover letter.

Gud luck kepada sape yg tgh mcari keje skrg .......

Earth hour: TNB records 550MW drop

KUALA LUMPUR: Although the Earth Hour campaign last Saturday resulted in electricity consumption dipping by 550 megawatt but Tenaga Nasional Berhad (TNB) is not complaining.

Rather, TNB accepted that the hour-long campaign, which began at 8.30pm, was for a good cause.

The 550 megawatt is equivalent to 14 million fluorescent bulbs of 40 watt each.

"While this minor fall in demand will result in a slight shaving of our revenue, we accept that Earth Hour is for a good cause," said TNB president/chief executive officer Datuk Seri Che Khalib Mohamad Noh in a statement here Monday.

He said, during the one-hour period of the energy conservation initiative, TNB staff were extra vigilant, in the event of untoward operational snags.

"Everything went on very smoothly and we were able to respond to the slightly lower demand, without any operational glitch.

"Demand peaked almost rapidly at 9.30pm, to follow the normal Saturday evening demand pattern," added Che Khalib.

He said TNB was surprised by the support and appreciation demonstrated by many of its customers on the worldwide Earth Hour campaign. - Bernama

Published: Monday March 30, 2009 MYT 8:43:00 PM, The Star

60 Earth Hour ........... hepi giler

Ari sabtu 28 March, aku bgitu seronok nk sambut time 60 Earth Hour ....... seronok mcm nk sambut ari raye. aku g umah mber aku kt kepong mlm 2 coz ade mkn2.

smpai je kt umah diaorg, aku tanya diaorg...... (bahasa sarawak)

aku : kitak sambut mlm tok 60 earth hour sik?

mimi : mstilh sambut ......

aku : ifa ktk sambut sik?

ifa : auk msti sambut ......

aku ingat dioarg x sambut kempen earth hour tp aku silap ..... uhuhuhu ......

tepat kui 8.30 aku terus cal parent aku kt miri, aku tyk parent aku ade x diaorg tutup lampu . mak aku ckp da tutup lampu umah, alangkah hepi nyer huhuhuhu. time 2 mber2 aku cal parent diaorg gak, parent diaorg pun support dis programme. uhuhuhu ..... walaupun kiteorg ade jamuan, kiteorg tetap mkn dlm gelap...... hanya bercahaya kan tv . nasib baek aku x tergigit jari dlm gelap. mber aku nk g toilet pun kiteorg larang dier bukak lampu toilet, kiteorg bg lilin kt dier. tapi die x jd toilet ....... kecian kt dier .......

x sangka pgramme ni d sambut seluruh Malaysia walaupun ni 1st time. Aku ucap tahniah n syabas kepada rakyat Malaysia yg myokong programme ni ........ Thanks support dis programme

who says our English is teruk.?

Who says our English is teruk? Just see below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-point, effective etc ...

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you
Malaysians: No Stock

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me
Malaysians: No-need, lah

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind
Malaysians: Don't want la ...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're
coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that....

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
Malaysians: Like that also don't know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians: Celaka u